I ran for Governor against a girl and lost. Pretty badly, too. I only got about 9% of the vote. More Alaskans favor Theresa Obermeyer than me! You have no idea how that pisses me off!!

I am relevant. Really.

I have family members who work for the big oil companies and a rich daddy who has given me all the money I could ever want. So, I get kinda bored sitting around the mansion all day. That's why I have started this blog and web site. I want to show people that I really am the smartest human being alive. I am certainly smarter than that girl governor!

Stay tuned... a daily post to let you
all know what I think about everything.